CYBER MONDAY IS HERE AGAIN...

THE DAY UPON WHICH ALL OF US STRONG-WILLED AND RED-BLOODED AMERICANS SHOULD PROBABLY CHUCK OUR PHONES INTO THE NEAREST BODY OF WATER, SLAP A COMPUTER IN THE FACE, TAKE A PAIR OF SCISSORS TO OUR CREDIT CARDS, AND GO BUILD CABINS IN THE WILDERNESS.

INSTEAD, WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA BUY STUFF FROM OUR COUCHES WHILE EATING DORITOS OR WHATEVER. AND IF WE'RE GONNA SHOP ONLINE IN OUR SOFT PANTS, WE MIGHT AS WELL GET NICE THINGS...AND AT NICE PRICES, TOO.


DECEMBER 1st ONLY, WE'VE GOT TWO DEALS FOR YOU:

GET AN ADDITIONAL 25% OFF ALL SALE & CLEARANCE VINYL WHEN YOU CHECK OUT AT 10000HzRECORDS.COM. THESE TITLES ARE ALREADY MARKED DOWN SOMETHING LIKE 5%-40%, SO SOME OF THESE CLEARANCE LPs CAN BE HAD FOR SUBSTANTIALLY LESS THAN A BIG MAC COMBO AND THEY'LL LAST A LOT LONGER. THIS IS A VERY GOOD DEAL, IN OUR OPINION.

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WE'RE ALSO OPENING UP OUR IN-STORE ONLY BLACK FRIDAY BUY-ONE-GET-ONE-HALF-OFF SALE ON ALL NEW/SEALED MOFI [MOBILE FIDELITY SOUND LAB] VINYL TO THE ENTIRE INTERNET...SO GRAB ANY NEW MOFI TITLE AND GET A SECOND AT HALF PRICE. ONE-STEPS, BOX SETS, SINGLE LPs, 2xLPs, THE WHOLE SHEBANG. IF YOU'RE A FAN OF FANCY PANTS PRESSINGS OF CLASSIC ALBUMS, THIS IS A CUH-RAZY DEAL.

DISCOUNTS WILL APPLY AUTOMATICALLY WHEN YOU GET TO THE CHECKOUT PAGE, OK?

KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT. WE'LL GET AROUND TO OVERTHROWING OUR DIGITAL OVERLORDS NEXT YEAR...PROBABLY.